Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

10.03.2012

Lets Be Honest

I was caught looking like an orphan. Lets be honest, most days you are lucky if I shower before bed time. So you will be super lucky to see me ready for the day. Well today sweet land lord Jayne dropped off the keys to her car so I could go to scouts. Anyway she caught me with a funky short hair bun right on the front of my head (it's holding my bangs back imagine the ugliness) I have this zit scab right in the middle of my forehead, and eyebrows that look like a jungle. (again imagine the ugliness) Anyway I am wearing green sweat pants and blue shirt, plus I don't have a bra on. When I heard the know at the door I looked in the mirror to see how bad it was... Nothing I could do now to save my dignity! After and oh well thought I had a smile and wave one. Notice how i used present tense, yes that means I am still wearing my get-up! In my defense, I am cleaning doing homework, and preparing for a long week in snowflake. Still.... its embarrassing.

Don't pretend like you haven't stayed in your 1 second longer then you should have!

Lets be honest

9.19.2012

Jellapeno

You may not get it. Jellapeno = is translation for Hell in a Jalapeno. Now i am sure you all get it.

Those nasty buggers. The other I day I was making cafe rio for our land lords. I had been busy making stuff, and I put getting ready off till the last second. (Bad decision number 1.)

I was making the ranch. Cut up that cute little green banana looking fire ball (bad decision number 2) and added the rest of the delicious ingredients. I made salsa, rice, and beans after this too.

Anyway it was past time for me to get ready so I ran to throw some make-up on (bad decision number 3) Well i have been using a new foundation so (since i don't get ready that often this was like my 3rd time using it.) anyway I was rubbing it up by my eyes (bad decision number 4) And thats when Jellapeno happened. At first I thought I had just got a little of this new foundation in my eye so i was just going to 'blink' it out. Well it didn't go away and the rest of my face caught fire (figuratively of course) I yelled. Jord rushed in. I doused my face in water. ice. fan. ice. water. fan. cold rag. Anyway just as my face had cooled to a bearable temperature. I put on my 'reading glasses to try and disguise my burnt face. 2 minutes later our company arrived.

Be it known. Jalapeno take much more effort to get off your hands then I had thought. (bad decision number 5)

5.03.2010

Some good happenings

Well lets see, what an amazing week/weekend. I had some great lessons taught, let out some good laughs, decided I want to be creative, and decided that i figured 'it' out. Okay so lets start with lessons taught. Patience, this one has been taught a lot. One example I will keep to myself, but know I learned it. Another is work. Work is soooo boring I always get asked 'what are you doing now days?' I reply 'working', they say 'where', I say 'at a Law office, it's boring, and I hate it.' Shame on me. So I decided to be patient.. plus I can do my school work (when that starts) while I'm at work. I need to be more grateful that i have a job. Speaking of GRATEFUL! I am grateful for life... :) What a blessing, and how precious it is. This weekend I was taught several lessons on the importance of "A" life and "THIS" life! Speaking of "this" life, I've had a good testimony builder weekend. Love the church. Love temples. Love Christ. It makes me HAPPY! Speaking of HAPPY, I love laughing and making people laugh. I think I'm funny when I'm around my mom, cause she always laughs at me.




These were done at work when I was bored... I decided that I would put them in the funny part so you all wouldn't think I have suicidal thoughts at work!

I like being silly, and dancing like a ROOSTER in a gas station! :)Speaking of Dancing I decided I'm going to work my rear end off in school... Ha you ask what does dancing have to do with school... Well nothing, except that it increases brain power (so i read on the Internet). Speaking of Internet I have lots of time to play on it while I'm at work! So I have decided to get CREATIVE!!!! You will see other posts of them!! But hear is a sneak peak of one...

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